I am the first and only esfores user in history that has successfully achieved three Very Bad Luck rolls in a row. Therefore that makes me the Undisputed Anti Fortune Champion.

Want proof? Check out the sarcastic nightmare thread I just bumped a few moments ago; a thread that was on the verge of certain death. My daily/nightly diligence of bumping soon-to-be dead thread(s) has resulted in the RNG Gods deciding to bless me with the title of Undisputed Anti Fortune Champion.

For that, I am extremely grateful. THANK YOU!!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck