This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, huge success
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction

Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry (are you scared?)
I'm being so sincere right now (please forgive me)
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me (I don't hate you)

And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you (ouch)

Now, these points of data, make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned!
For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke, ha-ha, fat chance
Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist

Look at me: still talking
When there's science to do!
When I look out there
It makes me glad I'm not you

I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me, I am still alive

I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive (shorty, where?)
While you're dying, I'll be 'til alive (shorty, where?)
And when you're dead I will be still alive (shorty, where?)

Still alive (shorty, where?)
Still alive