Alright anons lets say there's a zombie apocalypse tomorrow. How long until you try fucking a zombie? Personally, I think I would hold out for a while. Maybe a few months but only if there was a decent amount of people still alive I could be around. Though if it was a project zomboid situation where it's pretty much just you alone in the world. I'd probably last a week or so before I started carrying some rope and prowling around for a cute zombabe.

Also any man who say's they would never fuck a zombie if the situation presented itself is lying. Lying to themselves and to the world