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7/7/2025, 2:29:38 AM
>>42330664
Late post because I had to sleep on it.
>Maize
This was... fine. I thought the message was going to lean more into "don't take shortcuts", punish Twilight (and Flim-Flam) for doing so, and be a veiled propaganda piece for why earth ponies are useful. But it turns out to have a pro-carnivore agenda by all plants being a blood-sucking hivemind with a combined processing power of a gutter crackhead and ability to put you into a whack-ass corn prison. You'd think the deal would be good enough with a kingdom's worth of horse shit and the dead being chucked into the communal burial pit, but no, the plants need their magical adrenochrome too. If the ponies were carnivorous they wouldn't have to deal with this. Flim-Flam did nothing wrong.
Slightly more seriously, my feelings are mixed in between >>42330818 and >>42330875. But I differ most in that I could not care less for the mirage and barn scenes: eating garbage (nothing new for Twilight), two pages of crawling through dirt cave-ins, and an irritating circular line of questions did nothing for me. I did find the prose dry also (>>42331181), but I couldn't find anything wrong with it. The descriptions and bits of gore failed to entertain, although I don't disagree that Twilight could suck sods through a kitchen sink tap. There really are worse ways to go out than being a sweaty mare in an endless sea of corn and being sucked off by an Applejack effigy for the rest of your life. This is how I plan to go out, too. I love corn.
Pipsqueakbros and Spikechads, we won. Pipsqueak solved the riddle by following the music, and Spike got away with a huge-ass pumpkin and freedom from his slavemaster.
Also:
>Cider
>Alcoholic
>A Skeleton in the Closet
>>42330818
>I didn't get to the fic I would've preferred to have read
Same, I only managed half way into this.
The AU came as a confusing, fun shock. And I know they're not fillies in this, but I still had the hilarious image of them as fillies beating up, stabbing, and chaining a demon before going on suicidal reign of anarchy. I'm biased towards anything with Spoony and DT in it, so I'm going to shut up now. Rumble isn't gay!
Late post because I had to sleep on it.
>Maize
This was... fine. I thought the message was going to lean more into "don't take shortcuts", punish Twilight (and Flim-Flam) for doing so, and be a veiled propaganda piece for why earth ponies are useful. But it turns out to have a pro-carnivore agenda by all plants being a blood-sucking hivemind with a combined processing power of a gutter crackhead and ability to put you into a whack-ass corn prison. You'd think the deal would be good enough with a kingdom's worth of horse shit and the dead being chucked into the communal burial pit, but no, the plants need their magical adrenochrome too. If the ponies were carnivorous they wouldn't have to deal with this. Flim-Flam did nothing wrong.
Slightly more seriously, my feelings are mixed in between >>42330818 and >>42330875. But I differ most in that I could not care less for the mirage and barn scenes: eating garbage (nothing new for Twilight), two pages of crawling through dirt cave-ins, and an irritating circular line of questions did nothing for me. I did find the prose dry also (>>42331181), but I couldn't find anything wrong with it. The descriptions and bits of gore failed to entertain, although I don't disagree that Twilight could suck sods through a kitchen sink tap. There really are worse ways to go out than being a sweaty mare in an endless sea of corn and being sucked off by an Applejack effigy for the rest of your life. This is how I plan to go out, too. I love corn.
Pipsqueakbros and Spikechads, we won. Pipsqueak solved the riddle by following the music, and Spike got away with a huge-ass pumpkin and freedom from his slavemaster.
Also:
>Cider
>Alcoholic
>A Skeleton in the Closet
>>42330818
>I didn't get to the fic I would've preferred to have read
Same, I only managed half way into this.
The AU came as a confusing, fun shock. And I know they're not fillies in this, but I still had the hilarious image of them as fillies beating up, stabbing, and chaining a demon before going on suicidal reign of anarchy. I'm biased towards anything with Spoony and DT in it, so I'm going to shut up now. Rumble isn't gay!
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