I love China, I'm a white man and I wish I was born chinese in a rice farm and that I could wear chink peasant fancy clothes that are super stylish and learn kung-fu from my roshi and inherit scrolls that could give me the strength to down whole armies in a single fist or the power to turn people into ramen and subject them to horrible physical and psychological torture before eating them in order to reinforce my golden core and helldiving meridians!
Glory to great leader Super Mao, happy cultivations!