ITT: Judge each other's book titles.

I'll start:
Autonomy in the Azores

Eww... she is drinking someone else's secretions made up of water, electrolytes, proteins, lipids, and mucins. I wonder if those are basal, reflex, or emotional tears since they vary significantly in composition.

Male tears: https://imgur.com/gallery/attack-of-tree-critter-2EklYaK
The poor animal was only trying to save itself.