>People think the CIA killed JFK
>But those same people also think that releasing the CIA's papers will uncover this truth
Ergo
>Th CIA can create a convoluted conspiracy to kill the president
>But the CIA can't destroy and/or falsify paperwork

>Face explodes after being shot
>Was alive for about 30 minutes after

Christ on a cracker, is that normal? Fuck going to war dude, even if you get headshotted, apparently you still don't die instantly.