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6/30/2025, 1:17:48 PM
>>40230062
>Aww why are you selling your place?
maybe ill greentext this..
>take one week leave from work a few weeks ago now
>go on days long drug binge alone, ket, dmt, weed, alcohol mainly
>on day 2 i decide to start the goon sesh
>hook up external storage to my ps5 because i want to lay on the lounge and watch porn on my big screen tv with headphones connected to my ps5 controller
>goon for hours and stopping occasionally to do more drugs
>pass the fuck out after tripping balls
>rolling around mustve disconnected the headphones from my ps5 controller
>apparently porn plays loudly but im too fucked to notice
>eventually woken to loud banging at my door
>realize my neighbours some of which have kids have been hearing my gay porn for an hour now
>panic, but dont go to the door
>in a complete daze, see blue and red lights flickering at my curtains
>cops have arrived at my apartment building
>go flush remaining drugs down the toilet
>nervous and still tripping a little
>take swig of gin
>hear cops at the door
>answer door with bottle of gin in hand and in bathrobe while naked underneath
>cops say there was a noise complaint
>"theyre saying youre having a loud gay orgy"
>show them the inside of apartment and its empty
>they give me a warning
>every since ive been getting death stares and someone scratched my car
>someone came to my door late at night a few nights ago screamed "im gonna kill this fucking nonce bastard" "fucking poofter" and other shit
>decide to sell the place and move back in with my parents because its hard to find an apartment on short notice in this city
>mum asks why im moving back
>tell her i really miss her
>Aww why are you selling your place?
maybe ill greentext this..
>take one week leave from work a few weeks ago now
>go on days long drug binge alone, ket, dmt, weed, alcohol mainly
>on day 2 i decide to start the goon sesh
>hook up external storage to my ps5 because i want to lay on the lounge and watch porn on my big screen tv with headphones connected to my ps5 controller
>goon for hours and stopping occasionally to do more drugs
>pass the fuck out after tripping balls
>rolling around mustve disconnected the headphones from my ps5 controller
>apparently porn plays loudly but im too fucked to notice
>eventually woken to loud banging at my door
>realize my neighbours some of which have kids have been hearing my gay porn for an hour now
>panic, but dont go to the door
>in a complete daze, see blue and red lights flickering at my curtains
>cops have arrived at my apartment building
>go flush remaining drugs down the toilet
>nervous and still tripping a little
>take swig of gin
>hear cops at the door
>answer door with bottle of gin in hand and in bathrobe while naked underneath
>cops say there was a noise complaint
>"theyre saying youre having a loud gay orgy"
>show them the inside of apartment and its empty
>they give me a warning
>every since ive been getting death stares and someone scratched my car
>someone came to my door late at night a few nights ago screamed "im gonna kill this fucking nonce bastard" "fucking poofter" and other shit
>decide to sell the place and move back in with my parents because its hard to find an apartment on short notice in this city
>mum asks why im moving back
>tell her i really miss her
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