>>40563980
At some point during my life, my sheer domination of all known realities through the power of my intellect angered the entities of reality.
Why?
I single handedly combated things like rape and other horrendous crimes across time and space through strategy and methods people here would not understand.

Eventually the denizens of reality dropped the pre-text of "rebellion against oppression" and demanded I allow evil to exist in reality, because they were "horny and bored".
I owned reality single handedly in a time that would make AI and Star Wars look nascent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI_SBAkdKzc