Witness me, my little ponies, for today is a very special day; I've been missing premieres because of work but I started requesting Fridays off and that has now come to fruition and it couldn't have been a better week to do so. Today isn't just any tamers premiere but its The Wedding of Soarin and Breaburn and I have prepared myself a bombastic feast to celebrate our gay little horse's happiness.
Just for this occasion I went to horse McDonald's and purchased no less than two Deluxe Double Quarter Cheeseburgers and large fries, complete 3 packets of Creamy Ranch cups. Needless to say, I'm starving for food, since I havent eaten today, just as much as I am starving for tamers12345 cinema.
The best part is that I have also purchased my favorite beer that I save for special occasions; the Guinness Draught Stout, a low-calorie yet creamy can of ambrosia for a refined and pleasing taste. It's only 4.7% so you 4loko fans here might not find it exciting but it will give you a pleasant feeling without the hangover and the guilt of consuming more than 125 calories that the guinness delivers.
Truly, I have curated a a most kino experience for todays episode.