>I have narcolepsy therefore I need a car
Motability madness

https://xcancel.com/maxtempers/status/1946483793096847360#m
>Woman brags about getting a Motability car for NARCOLEPSY!
>"I can't do public transport as I fall asleep randomly and miss my stops"
>"No worries, here's the keys to your new death machine!"
>This is where the Motability Finder app would come in handy! You can adjust and drive more cautiously when beside a car whose driver might fall asleep on a whim.
Something is going to have to be done about the PIPrasites