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7/26/2025, 4:53:23 AM
>>511376214
Yes, but brazilians need to be under the Full Moon and uncircumcised in order to awaken their real Oozaru form. It increases our powerlevel tenfold, and grant us the power to turn into our real ape forms.
Also, brazilians get stronger every time they almost die, so there should be brazilian martial artists with high enough powerlevel to face this foe.
Bharat probably can stall the aliens using their numbers while Brazil gathers strength and China collects the Dragon Balls to restore us to our full strength. Russia, as usual, will have to be the battleground.
Yes, but brazilians need to be under the Full Moon and uncircumcised in order to awaken their real Oozaru form. It increases our powerlevel tenfold, and grant us the power to turn into our real ape forms.
Also, brazilians get stronger every time they almost die, so there should be brazilian martial artists with high enough powerlevel to face this foe.
Bharat probably can stall the aliens using their numbers while Brazil gathers strength and China collects the Dragon Balls to restore us to our full strength. Russia, as usual, will have to be the battleground.
7/19/2025, 2:15:51 AM
>>510762871
Originally, the Portuguese arrived and found absolutely nothing of value. So they called us 'Land of the Holy Cross' because, citing the explorers, the greatest feat to be achieved in Brazil was the conversion of the native population (who were seem as kind and often very curious and helpful towards the Portuguese - sometimes a bit too helpful, considering they joined inland portuguese expeditions). Back then we had a tree called Pau Brasil (Brazilian Cock) which, when squished, ejected a nice and rare paint that europeans already loved it back then because the gay agenda was on full swing.
Then we began producing sugar cane for the world, but since brazilians have the work ethics of a panda bear mixed in with a sloth on weed, a single dutch island produced more sugar cane than the entire Brazil. So the Dutch came in as a private business and we were friends. But then we weren't, because Spain pulled a Game of Thrones on Portugal and now the King of Spain was the Hapsburg God Emperor who hated protestants like the Dutch.
We waged a massive war against the Dutch and took their productive land, which was still less productive than their caribbean colonies, but at least it was what Brazil did...
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>>510762871
The point of modern Brazil is that we are China's Egypt and greatest ally, we alone keep food on their tables so they produce our everything else. They are hardworking husband, we are hot latina wife who makes delicious food and goes to the gym to make bunda beautiful.
Originally, the Portuguese arrived and found absolutely nothing of value. So they called us 'Land of the Holy Cross' because, citing the explorers, the greatest feat to be achieved in Brazil was the conversion of the native population (who were seem as kind and often very curious and helpful towards the Portuguese - sometimes a bit too helpful, considering they joined inland portuguese expeditions). Back then we had a tree called Pau Brasil (Brazilian Cock) which, when squished, ejected a nice and rare paint that europeans already loved it back then because the gay agenda was on full swing.
Then we began producing sugar cane for the world, but since brazilians have the work ethics of a panda bear mixed in with a sloth on weed, a single dutch island produced more sugar cane than the entire Brazil. So the Dutch came in as a private business and we were friends. But then we weren't, because Spain pulled a Game of Thrones on Portugal and now the King of Spain was the Hapsburg God Emperor who hated protestants like the Dutch.
We waged a massive war against the Dutch and took their productive land, which was still less productive than their caribbean colonies, but at least it was what Brazil did...
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>>510762871
The point of modern Brazil is that we are China's Egypt and greatest ally, we alone keep food on their tables so they produce our everything else. They are hardworking husband, we are hot latina wife who makes delicious food and goes to the gym to make bunda beautiful.
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