Sam has been on the phone all day cutting every avenue for discussion and having the mondojeets working overtime. He knows his 2-year-long attempt to become a stand up comedian on Joe Rogan died today. Just like his insane neurotic seethe over Markyposting, he now will seethe as neurotically over Harlandposting.
All he has left are Fishtank pedophiles who think saying "jew" is the ultimate pinnacle in intelligent comedy.
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