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8/5/2025, 11:57:44 PM
To every short, fat, cowboy LARPing do-nothing texan posting in this thread about how your super badass 360 noscope texas rangers are going to actually drag their obese asses out of their police vehicles to actually make arrests just a reminder:
>Within a few dozen feet of a lone gunman committing a horrible massacre on innocent children
>Refused to stop him. Instead milled around a hallway checking their phones and admiring the punisher tattoos on each other's arms.
>Only time they actually moved at a brisk pace was to prevent parents from trying to storm the building to save their children
If you encounter a texan on 4chan or in the wild it's appropriate to mock them, because they're the biggest pussies in the country.
>Within a few dozen feet of a lone gunman committing a horrible massacre on innocent children
>Refused to stop him. Instead milled around a hallway checking their phones and admiring the punisher tattoos on each other's arms.
>Only time they actually moved at a brisk pace was to prevent parents from trying to storm the building to save their children
If you encounter a texan on 4chan or in the wild it's appropriate to mock them, because they're the biggest pussies in the country.
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