>LADIES and GENTLEMEN lets GET this AUCTION started

>CAN we GET a STARTING bid of $2.85 MILLION?

>Rokay ri bid two fousand ate feety

>THATS TWO POINT EIGHT FIVE MILLION to THIS lovely BIDDER to GET us STARTED

>i go tree mirrion

>THATS three MILLION, welcome NEW bidder

>likesomeboodie i pid tree millrin qaun hunded fousand

>THATS 3 MILLION, ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND

>CAN we GET another ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND?

>tree due hunder fousand

>THATS 3 MILLION, TWO hundred, THOUSAND, thank YOU for joining the BIDDING ma'am

>herro i bed fave mirron

>WE NOW HAVE A Bid for 5 MILLION, LADIES and GENETLMEN, can we get 5.2

>Come ON ladies and GENTLEMEN, DONT miss this opportunity, LOVELY 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom home

This is what your average auction looks like in Australia

FOB Asian's max bidding multi-millions against each other for properties our parents paid $50k for on average