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7/5/2025, 4:35:10 AM
RiseBreak:
>here's a quest to hunt a monster
>depart
>hunt monster
>good work, here's 4 more quests to hunt monsters that you can accept in any order before hunting a bigger monster
Wilds:
>hunter, let's go say hello to the local brown people!
>slowly auto-follow Alma
>look hunter, a rock! press A to look at the rock! oh, press A to look at the mountain next!
>1. Wow, nature's majesty sure is majestic.
>2. I wonder what the mineral composition of this rock is...
>3. Can Grug use rock hunt monster?
>hey hunter, let's slow down and disable your slinger for no apparent reason
>oh, look, flat-beaked scrombompulus! they're so beautiful... wow, nature hecking rocks!
>meow, that's pawsitively awesome! :DD
>oh, hunter, this looks like the local village of brown people, let's slow down so we can cinematically trot in
>HELLO WELCOME TO OUR PEACEFUL AND VAGUELY CENTRAL ASIAN VILLAGE OF PEACE, WE HAVE MUCH TO TEACH YOU ABOUT EATING GRUBS WITH YOUR HANDS
>skip cutscene
>skip cutscene
>OH NO, A MONSTER!
>meow, i nearly shat my fur, LOL!
>HUNTER, WE BEG OF YOU: PHYSICALLY PUT DOWN YOUR CONTROLLER AND GO TO THE KITCHEN WHILE YOUR SEIKRET CINEMATICALLY FOLLOWS THE MONSTER FROM ON-RAILS PATHS THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER BE ABLE TO SEE IN MANUAL MODE!
>wait a minute, hunter... those rocks
>shoot the rocks with your slinger!
>shoot the rocks with your slinger!
>shoot the rocks with your slinger!
>press B to shoot rocks
>wow, great work hunter! and just in time for the guild to process our formal written request to hunt this monster. let's do this!
>play monster hunter for 7 minutes
>wow, great work hunter! i'm sure the local brown people will have plenty of thanks for you to mash through.
>skip cutscene
>mash through dialogue
>skip cutscene
>hey hunter, let's go talk to the local population of marketable Ewok-like Lynians, is it okay if Jobber Maximus, voted most likely to be endangered by a random monster in his high school yearbook, comes with us?
>here's a quest to hunt a monster
>depart
>hunt monster
>good work, here's 4 more quests to hunt monsters that you can accept in any order before hunting a bigger monster
Wilds:
>hunter, let's go say hello to the local brown people!
>slowly auto-follow Alma
>look hunter, a rock! press A to look at the rock! oh, press A to look at the mountain next!
>1. Wow, nature's majesty sure is majestic.
>2. I wonder what the mineral composition of this rock is...
>3. Can Grug use rock hunt monster?
>hey hunter, let's slow down and disable your slinger for no apparent reason
>oh, look, flat-beaked scrombompulus! they're so beautiful... wow, nature hecking rocks!
>meow, that's pawsitively awesome! :DD
>oh, hunter, this looks like the local village of brown people, let's slow down so we can cinematically trot in
>HELLO WELCOME TO OUR PEACEFUL AND VAGUELY CENTRAL ASIAN VILLAGE OF PEACE, WE HAVE MUCH TO TEACH YOU ABOUT EATING GRUBS WITH YOUR HANDS
>skip cutscene
>skip cutscene
>OH NO, A MONSTER!
>meow, i nearly shat my fur, LOL!
>HUNTER, WE BEG OF YOU: PHYSICALLY PUT DOWN YOUR CONTROLLER AND GO TO THE KITCHEN WHILE YOUR SEIKRET CINEMATICALLY FOLLOWS THE MONSTER FROM ON-RAILS PATHS THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER BE ABLE TO SEE IN MANUAL MODE!
>wait a minute, hunter... those rocks
>shoot the rocks with your slinger!
>shoot the rocks with your slinger!
>shoot the rocks with your slinger!
>press B to shoot rocks
>wow, great work hunter! and just in time for the guild to process our formal written request to hunt this monster. let's do this!
>play monster hunter for 7 minutes
>wow, great work hunter! i'm sure the local brown people will have plenty of thanks for you to mash through.
>skip cutscene
>mash through dialogue
>skip cutscene
>hey hunter, let's go talk to the local population of marketable Ewok-like Lynians, is it okay if Jobber Maximus, voted most likely to be endangered by a random monster in his high school yearbook, comes with us?
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