First let’s look at the faggy Fischer price controller this thing has. The shartcube’s controller is fucking garbage. The missing top button, c-stick, and d-pad are atrocious. Look at ports like SSX that had entire movesets gutted because of how dogshit the controller is.

No online support. No cd support. No dvd support. Just the little gay clit cage cubie discs that hold the shovelware games released for this thing.

The Shitcube is utterly mogged in games in practically any genre. FFX is better than any shartcube RPG. Any mascot platformer from the 6th gen is better than shitshine. DMC3 is better than any Shartcube action game. GTA, Ace Combat, Silent Hill, Burnout 3, I could go on and on. The shartcube’s library boils down to an inferior beta version of RE4 with better cutscenes, shovelware party games, and the worst 3D mario

This entire things identity is upheld by transgender mario shitshine speedrunners, smelee groomer conventions, and being a tumorous add-on to the wii when you remember it can play the miniscule and pathetic shitcube library after you soft mod it.

Cubies will attempt to gaslight you with the heckin hardcore unaltered RE4 difficulty (lol) and gba player (it’s pretty fucking pathetic to rely on a standalone handheld peripheral to have some good games) or whatever, but really both of those games and features are done better elsewhere. The shitcube has nothing. Worst Nintendo console and worst 6th gen console