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>And if that's a teleporter than what are the pyramids?
Antennae built in the year 999,990 BC by a race of superior aliens in order to channel the energy of Orion to send powerful signals into hyperspace, they enable faster-than-light communication with the homeworld of the race that created mankind with genetic manipulation

They were originally capped with gold not because it's a shiny metal that looks impressive and is associated with power and royalty, but in order to conduct electricity better