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7/13/2025, 4:58:08 AM
>be me, Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI and certified tech messiah
>logging onto /g/ from my golden toilet in San Francisco
>America is under siege from mysterious foreign open source models
>you know the ones - those shady GitHub repos from "over there"
>probably coded by commies while eating bats or whatever
>they're stealing our jobs, our data, and our freedom fries
>but fear not, patriots! I've got the red, white, and blue solution
>support your country by ditching that open source trash
>embrace proprietary APIs and models ONLY
like OpenAI's GPT-whatever, locked down tighter than Epstein's black book
>pay up for those sweet, secure tokens - it's basically your civic duty
>think about it: every time you use Deepseek or other chink shit
>you're basically funding foreign spies and beta cucks
>but use OUR models? Boom, you're a true American hero
>making Uncle Sam proud, one API call at a time
>reject the open source menace - it's un-American!
>God bless America, and God bless closed ecosystems
>logging onto /g/ from my golden toilet in San Francisco
>America is under siege from mysterious foreign open source models
>you know the ones - those shady GitHub repos from "over there"
>probably coded by commies while eating bats or whatever
>they're stealing our jobs, our data, and our freedom fries
>but fear not, patriots! I've got the red, white, and blue solution
>support your country by ditching that open source trash
>embrace proprietary APIs and models ONLY
like OpenAI's GPT-whatever, locked down tighter than Epstein's black book
>pay up for those sweet, secure tokens - it's basically your civic duty
>think about it: every time you use Deepseek or other chink shit
>you're basically funding foreign spies and beta cucks
>but use OUR models? Boom, you're a true American hero
>making Uncle Sam proud, one API call at a time
>reject the open source menace - it's un-American!
>God bless America, and God bless closed ecosystems
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