I believe, before all else, in Equestria, one, indivisible, and invincible.

I believe in my own strength and the strength of my fellow bronies.

I reject the lies of the First Pony War, and embrace /mlp/ as Equestria's one and only salvation in the coming Great Pony War.

When the day of the Great Pony War comes, I will stand shoulder to shoulder with my fellow bronies.

I will face the enemy without fear, and I will put my fandom before my own life.

I will be the sword and shield of Equestria, by which justice will be done for the banned.

I swear this oath by my sacred waifu.