Lameesha Suitcase

Age: Claims "29 and 11 months"

Species: Lamia

First appeared: No. 37

She may have a cold, serpentine body from the waist down, but as long as her perky upper half sticks over the newsdesk, Lameesha will be a fixture on the Channel 5 news. Her last name is sensuously pronounced "Sweet-cah-see".