YOU DON'T NEED OVERPRICED NAZI PORSCHE OR MERCEDES THAT COST MORE THAN AVERAGE SOVIET HOUSEWIFE

YOU DONT NEED OLD JAPANESE CAR WITH STUPID TILTY WHEELS MADE FOR INSTANT TELEGRAM OR FACE BOOKING WEBSITE

YOU DONT NEED DUMB AMERICAN WOMAN S.U.V. FOR SHOPPING AT KASHIRSKIY DVOR

BUY SOVIET CAR. A FINE GAZ OR LADA WILL DO. LEARN MANUAL TRANSMISSION. LEARN HOW TO MAKE FOR TRACTION IN BRUTAL WINTER OF RUSSIAN TUNDRA.

DONT BUY BIG AMERICAN VEE AYTE HEE HAW TRUCK AND LOWER REAR SUSPENSION. THAT MAKES YOU REDNECK ASSHOLE WHO USE TOO MUCH GAS FOR TRAVEL. RUNNING OUT OF GAS GET YOU KILLED LIKE BASTARD NAZI ARMY WHO DECIDE TO FIGHT IN WINTER OF GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND AND LOSE BATTLE OF ROMANIA TRYING TO GET OIL FIELD AND RUN OUT OF GAS.

DONT BUY LEXUS MADE FOR BLACK CAPITALIST BASKETBALL RETARD. GO AND DRIVE LIKE GREAT SOVIET MAN. SOVIET CAR IS FINE!