What do you call a Mexican with eight arms?
>I dunno but he can sure pick a lot of strawberries.
How come Mexicans open Tamales at Christmas
>They have nothing else to open.
During the Holocaust, Adolf Hitler had a perfect extermination machine that would grind people to a pulp, he would load it up with 1,000 jews. But, then the SS was instructed to put in 10 Mexicans, the SS asked Himmler, "why 10 Mexicans?"
Himmler replied :
>You've gotta keep the machine greased up, somehow.
Why don't niggers and Mexicans mix
>their afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.