Surely freemasons would never lie to the vulgar and the profane. It's not like masons take oaths or anything to protect their hidden (satanic) secrets. Oopsie.

Jesuits
>Synagogue satanists
Freemasons
>Synagogue satanists
Rosicrucians
>Synagogue satanists
Mormons
>Synagogue satanists

>There is le heckin difference between them, look at the bullshit riddles they lay forth to the goyimz!
They serve satan and they are all in bed together.