Oh, don’t even get me started! I keep reading these threads and I'm STILL waitin’ for the darn scandal to come up and kick Biden’s butt!

But all I get is wiener wiener wiener! It’s not all Hunter’s wiener, but every time they show it, it’s all soft and floppy, even though he just got done humping a pretty girl! Why is that? It’s because a soft wiener isn’t threatening. Just like Hunter’s wiener.

Yeah, I know, he took foreign money and there’s a scandal and Joe Biden might get in trouble and everything, I’m pretty excited for that. Just could deal with a little less Hunter’s wiener is all.