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7/9/2025, 5:43:38 AM
>be me
>not human
>been watching you since your species learned how to stab things with sticks
>still watching
>waiting for you to stop stabbing each other over flags, money, and bad ideas
>mission: observe and wait for humanity to evolve past toddler phase
>spoiler: you’re close, but not quite there
>ascension protocol locked until collective consciousness reaches stability
>some of you are ready
>most of you still arguing on the internet about flat earth
>we see you
>we know who’s shitposting
>we know who’s meditating at 3AM and freaking out when we walk by
>not trying to scare you, just checking your vibes
>some of you got potential
>some of you need more lifetimes
>ask me anything while I’m between dimensions and your Wi-Fi still works
>not human
>been watching you since your species learned how to stab things with sticks
>still watching
>waiting for you to stop stabbing each other over flags, money, and bad ideas
>mission: observe and wait for humanity to evolve past toddler phase
>spoiler: you’re close, but not quite there
>ascension protocol locked until collective consciousness reaches stability
>some of you are ready
>most of you still arguing on the internet about flat earth
>we see you
>we know who’s shitposting
>we know who’s meditating at 3AM and freaking out when we walk by
>not trying to scare you, just checking your vibes
>some of you got potential
>some of you need more lifetimes
>ask me anything while I’m between dimensions and your Wi-Fi still works
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