>elect to run a game for my Pathfinder buds
>I've never GMed a proper campaign before, and never PF2e at all
>first game last night
>accidentally trolled the party for like an hour straight with a set of Elite trilobites
>It's literally just the party and the seabugs flailing wildly at each other and missing
>the rogue gets knocked prone
>damage rolls are all almost as low as they possibly could be
>cantrips miss and fail
>It's just a big fucking mess
It turns out a group of purely defensive creatures is maybe not the best opener fight, haha.