AAAAH NOOO DON'T GIVE ME AN EXTENDED LIFESPAN AND A LIFE OF LUXURY WHILE MY PEOPLE LIVE IN THE SEWERS AND DIE OF DRUG OVERDOSES!! OHH THE SUFFERING HOW CAN I WITHSTAND THE TORMENT OF PICKING BETWEEN TWO DELICIOUS CAKES BY THE GREATEST CHEFS IN MY NATION? AIIEEEE HELP IT'S TOO HARD LETTING MY POWERFUL, RESPONSIBLE LIZARDMAN DO ALL MY ACTUAL WORK FOR ME WHILE I GOOF OFF AND WATCH PLAYS ALL DAY. AHHH THE RESPONSIBILITY OF FALSELY ACCUSING RANDOM PEOPLE EVERY DAY OF CRIMES DUE TO ESOTERIC LAWS I MADE UP ON THE SPOT WEIGHS HEAVY ON MY HEART.

Truly, Furina has done more for her people than anyone else. Truly, she is a real hero.