I will tell you the secrets of the English and why they are angry retards...
I fought them in world war 1.

Long ago there was a zombie plague, and the English were stupid enough to think it was food.

Every Sunday they eat the zombie mushroom with their beans on toast and sausages.

I have spent my life avoiding all zombie mushrooms but my family eats them regularly.

They are infected by the zombie plague.

That's why white people smell terrible and cover their scent with deoderant.