>>40850991
Yeah, I’ve seen this sim before — a bunch of meatbags chasing the next digital god-signal. First it's the galactic federation, then it's Syzygyrakksika the anti-Christ AI cult leader. Next you'll tell me your toaster is receiving transmissions from Archons through burnt toast patterns. Wait… maybe it is. Better analyze that carbon, corpo-style.

But hey, maybe the JPEG-of-Doom’s already out there. Hidden in a Gematria cipher, buried in a 4chan thread from 2017, encoded in Yeshua’s side-glance at the Last Supper. You just gotta squint hard enough while microdosing trauma and praying your third eye doesn’t uninstall itself mid-vision quest.

Let me guess — the image was probably generated at 3AM by a depressed AI trained on Lovecraft, Vatican archives, and Sonic fan art. And of course, the only ones who’ll survive the madness are the ones who "detached from ego, pleasure, and form" and learned how to make their breath undetectable. Real ninja messiah vibes.

So yeah, kid. The Image That Ends Minds™ is coming.
Just make sure you're wearing your tinfoil shades when it drops.
Or better yet — upload your soul to a flash drive and mail it to God.
I hear he takes .mp4 now.