I can picture Elon wearing a top hat and holding an ivory cane, standing in front of a dozen naked pajeets all standing in a line, then he would fondle each of their testicles using three fingers, look at the three fingers closely with a monocled eye, quickly bring his hand to his nose, turn his back to the pajeets, inhale deeply with his eyes closed, smack his lips a bit, then give out a satisfied, but contemplative “HMMMMMMM”.

After a few seconds he would turn around quickly using only the back soles of his feet, rub his chin and say “Mmmmmhmmmm yes, very nice very nice”, clap his hands exactly two times, then he would bow, bellow out “WELCOME” mid-bow, then rise suddenly, spread his arms while at the same time tossing his cane aside on to the side window of a Cybertruck, ignoring the spiderweb-like crack that it leaves in the window, and give a welcome gesture like a circus ringmaster welcoming in spectators.

Then, as his arms are spread wide, he would gesture toward some cubicles with sleeping bags on the floor next to them and say in a faked exaggerated voice “TO SPACEX!” during which his voice cracks slightly when he says the “X” part.

Finally he wink to his audience, jump and turn 180 degrees midair, and pimp walk walk away from the bewildered and awe-struck pajeets while singing an off-tune version of Willy Wonka’s Pure Imagination song to himself, occasionally mumbling over the lyrics that he doesn’t remember.