>>510996128
>Do I get to have sex with a hot Nord (the aylium race that is) woman now?

You will have to fight me in a gladiator arena in front of 2 billion alien niggas, the victor gets alien-nord harem

>>22970698
>Do I get to have sex with a hot Nord (the aylium race that is) woman now?

You will have to fight me in a gladiator arena in front of 2 billion alien niggas, the victor gets alien-nord harem

>>510378813
>I hope every single one of you gets shitted on even more.

>mfw I'm waiting for you in the kitchen

>>508018790
>I'm a Turkish guy living in Cologne, Germany. If you want to settle this once and for all come meet me at Basak Grill Chorweiler come Friday, 20th June 4pm CEST.


>mfw I'm sitting at the table waiting for you before making eye contact and lunging at you

>>507115105
don't obsess about food, do one meal a day and enjoy food. It is easy to hide a small belly, the main thing girls look at in guys is Shoulder+Neck size and Chest+Arms size, everything else only homo's are interested in