>>509632492
>east of the Oder
well i'm from east of the Oder where Hitler came to save the remainder of our people. I'm also 3.5 percent Russian which might explain why my main choice of liquor has always been vodka. I don't drink much at all though

>>509627637
If you live in the US
Maybe even AUS
join the military

At least in the US, if you do 4 years and get honorably discharged you are basically set for life.

Met an Aussie who did 35 years, he also did incredibly well. Maybe you can be like him