The British invented Bartitsu. A classic martial art style to be used in hand to hand combat in military and police situations. This made them feared across the Asian continents as well. Even inspired samurais.

Meanwhile Americans maybe invented Walmartitsu where you shart and throw a hissy fit in your wheelchair.

Americans are an embarassment to the world. The Brits and Jews will finish you off and reclaim pre 1960s dominance. Tick tock burgers.