"You think it's a joke?! Huh?! You think this is funny?! That stapler… that one freakin’ stapler sold on eBay — THAT’S the signal, ese! It’s the goddamn spark! Bed Bath & Beyond and GameStop — they ain’t just merging… they’re becoming a MONSTER, man! Like BOOM! Corporate metamorphosis! Symbiotic takeover, bro! All ‘cause some fool listed a discontinued office supply in mint freakin’ condition! YOU DON’T SEE IT?! That ain’t random — that’s destiny, homes!"

“Tight! TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!”