It is called Nigger day

I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Braixen today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Oinkologne or Appletun. He said he wants to erase all melanin from existence just so he can bankrupt GameFreak! I told him he needs to start taking clonazepam so he can quell these delusional cruel fantasies! He said I was a kabbalistic demon who wanted the equator to consume the entire world and for humanity to stagnate on an insignificant pebble until the sun dies! I do not know where my son is getting these ideas from so I disabled our internet service and ground-typed him. What would you have done?