uhhhhere i go

blast a fart
on the toilet
plop
blop
bloop
my skinny little butthole goes:
TOOT
flippin the flapjacks all jacked up out my buttflap flippin and flappin in the wind from my butt but
um, what?
that's just my gut
spillin nutrients, yo

uhhhh here i go

poop poop plop
sitting on the toilet
taking a POOP
um
POOP
PLOP
POOT

i am taking another SHIT
i sure can't QUIT

oooooooh here comes another CHINESE EARTHQUAKE ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

>>507815778
we really are the united states of israel.