I'm not sure what the fuck happened to the human race....

It seems like at some point...
Something weird happened...
And entire generations of voice were born

Who are now young adult males

And it's like you're all some kind of quasi homosexual zombie body snatcher aliens or something

You guys don't act anything like the way?Men used to act only thirty or forty years ago

It's like you're all a bunch of eunuchs
With video game controllers in one hand
And your penis in the other hand
Apparently more interested in sexual conversation with OTHER MEN instead of with women...

It's almost like the government developed some kind of weird chemical and sprayed it on your parents back in the nineties or something

And you are all born minus the typical expected sex drive of men

But that's nonsense, right?
We all know the government would experiment on their own citizens, right*