You aren't a little bitch, are you? Stop crying to the government to fix your problems!

Now if you excuse us, we need to
>Get the FBI to take down rom sites
>Sue leakers
>Lobby the US government to not include videogames in media archives for libraries
>Sue fans for unauthorized mods
>Sue leakers
>Threaten lawsuits against poor reviewers
>Draft a shit ton of NDAs to sue our employees for talking about us
>Sue people over "patent infringement"
>Charge "license fees" for our IPs
>Revoke licenses and ban consoles over some retarded EULA we had drafted up
>Sell your data to the government and report you if we suspect you are a terror threat
>Appeal our monopoly merger lawsuits and pay off the correct politicians to get what we want

>>715021814
Lol. Good.
Fuck the devs
>However
A real alpha chad would pirate the game for FREE99