Threadcred isn't real.
Epstein's client list doesn't exist.
Don't you want to check out some of the new outfits on unvaulted? Anno and Holo might have a new release. You should pick out a nice outfit for your female character. There's a high school musical meetup tonight. All your favourites are going to be there. Wouldn't want to miss out on your chance at sitting in that ebin's lap?