>Spotted at the Thai border; Warlord Cham Hyeed, Commander of Crouching Tiger stated "I will unleash a hailstorm of unending fury upon the Zipperheads unless my demands are met"
>His Demands?
1 Million Thai Sticks, 9001 Tons of Heroine, and a cache of lady boys delivered by helicopter to his mountain fortress "Shagralah" deep in the Cambodian forest.