I listened to the new cd "DOPPELGANGER" by Curve. Softly at first, and then increasingly louder until the air volume in my car was vibrating with the same frequency as my quantized heart beat.
I pulled off the road and drove into an all night convenience store.
As I backed my ruined car out of the glass and spilled milk, I yelled at the clerk through my broken window, "Give me a pack of filterless Gaulois you swine!"
Back on the road, with Curve blasting through my increasingly inadequate speakers, I realized that highway signs, lane dividers, and speed limits were a source of slavery and oppression. For the first time in my life I was driving as a free man.