Good evening, everyone. It's a bloody hot day out today. Summer's finally hit us for real here. I'm going to miss not having to deal with mosquitos for the next four months. With any luck the ice water bottle in my room will do some work as makeshift air conditioning.

The word of the thread is "incongruous." Alternatives are "leapfrog" and "nasty."

As ever, feel free to use one, some, all or none of the above words in your work, or save your creativity for another day if you're not feeling it. It's your choice in the end.