Find a strong, serious Slavic woman who can cook. Move to a farm, put 10 babies in her, and start collecting welfare.

You'll never have to worry about any of this dumb shit.

Yes, women in Slavic countries divorce their husbands, but this is because the latter are drunken, abusive, violent idiots. Just don't be an abusive drunk, and she'll be happy to spread her legs every nine months.