My fellow Tismlords,

I rise before you today, cloaked in anonymity as we all are, united not by name, but by purpose.

I move that the Thursdays, preceded by Titty-Tuesdays, which follow our sacred Waifu-Wednesdays, shall henceforth be known as Thighgap-Thursdays.
A natural progression in our weekly rites, a celebration of symmetry, devotion, and the subtle art of admiration.
Let this be more than just a ritualpost. Let it be a tradition.
I count on your vote, to help us carry this motion through the Cabal, ... with dignity, irony, and just the right amount of degeneracy!

That is all.