>>212948957
NTA but since I'm him;
>do you like blueberry yogurt?
It's aight.
>When you cum do you cum in your boxers and go to sleep or do you cum in a sock/ napkin?
I cum in my gf when I have one, otherwise zero libido(but I guess sock).
>What's the most intense intrusive gay thought you've ever had?
Prolly just guessing cock size. Had a dude suck me off before when I was all party-drugged up, and it was sort of rape.
>Where were you on 9/11?
Middle school. Got the day off which was pretty cool.
>Favorite Family Guy episode?
Not a big Family Guy guy but prolly the one where Peter has the extended fight with the chicken.
>Is your printer inkjet or laser?
Both, and also 3D
>Has a family member ever seen you naked?
Yep.
>Have you ever seen a family member naked?
Yep.
>Have you ever almost drowned?
Not seriously.
>Favorite sitcom milf?
Sofia Vergara
>Is your second toe longer than your big toe?
By like 1mm
>Have you ever been mugged?
Kinda. Did gangster shit when I was young and never had anything worth stealing.
>Do you collect action figures?
Not unless you count D&D/WH minis.
>When is the last time that you cried?
Couple months ago.
>Worst animal encounter?
Nothing crazy but most animals hate me. I've been divebomb targeted by birds at a concert before.