Anyone here ever actually been in a real fight?

>walking home from the club, going past Tesco express
>normoid wailing on his gf, pretty disturbing
>done various combat sports for years and strong/tall but never actually been in a proper fight before (sparring is not the same) and scared
>bro was obviously off his head on drugs and attacked
>he literally had no clue what he was doing, I went behind, wrapped his arms and knee'd out the legs to floor him
>puts out his arm, stubs and breaks it then starts screaming
>panicking and it didn't really register he was done already so get mount (sit on chest) and start hitting him in the face
>straight up flails about like a retard and freaks out at small amount of blood like he was going to die

It was such an eye opener for real. I'm not even good the average normie is just beyond awful.

Also I'm gay and this is exactly how it would go if any of you chud fucks tried it in real life.

Honestly just pirate it's not really even a price thing I've got an iPhone, MacBook, Spotify, nice car etc and torrent cause the experience is just better.

I use qb torrent, any retard could use this. I never use a vpn or anything and nothing ever happens. When a service like Spotify but for kino comes available I'll use that but until then fuck that I'll stick with qbtorrent

I'm gay and could take the vast majority of this board. I've done MMA for like 5 years, am 6'3" and can bench 110kg squat 160kg and weigh 90kg.

The one time I got in a fight with a straightoid (he was beating his partner outside Tesco express) he was just useless, literally just did a basic throw and he stuck his arm out when landing and accidentally broke it. This was after saying he was going to do me for 5 minutes prior obviously.