Hey Faggots,
My name is Russell, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
My team JUST blew the league; Shit was SO cash. And yous are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening, I need to go throw some players under a bus.