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You will be forced to witness thousands of Chinese super soldiers Naruto running unto the beaches of Taiwan while you are stationed in the trenches. They will decimate troops with moves that make Kung Fu Hustle seem like a documentary, all the while you will be forced to listen to the cacophonous shouts of "China numba one!". You will witness a football flying across the trenches and a film crew moving up the beach. It is then that you realise this war was never about Taiwan or it's microchip production facilities, no this invasion was just to complete the next installment of Shaolin Soccer.