Jashin-chan, Jashin-chan, does anything that a lamia can, Jashin-chan won't take my calls, too busy playing with those silver balls, other girls gonna tremble and quake, they just can't compete with that wily snake, Jashin-chan plays the bass and drum, Jashin-chan has the finest bum, Jashin-chan says: "Hey, don't worry, come sit down, have some rice and curry", Jashin-chan might not have toes, but she kicks the homeless wherever she goes, Jashin-chan fans, well, they all know, Jashin-chan's the one runs the show, next time I find myself in Japan, gonna meet with Jashin-chan, drink the lager and grill some steak, Jashin-chan is the Queen of snakes, all her followers know full well, Jashin-chan is a beauty from Hell, Jashin-chan, so pretty and sweet, I don't care that you got no feet, all you gotta do is take my hand, you and me, Jashin-chan, will rule this land.